This is my first tab, even though its not tabs, its chords, but i was suprised that this song wasnt here because knowing these chords is basically just common sense. Have fun:) C G C G F Gx2 (intro) D A G A I was talking, not two days ago D A G A To a certain bartender i'm lucky to know D A G A And i asked henry, my bartending friend D A G A If i should bother dating unfamous men And henry said, C G A "you're lucky to even know me, C G A You're lucky to be alive. C G A You're lucky to be drinking here for free, C G A 'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes." And then he said, C G F G "do you wanna be a polyester bride? C G F G Or do you want to hang your head and die? C G F G Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? C G F G C D Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?" D A G A And i was sitting, not two days ago D G A Feeling lonely, 'cause i'm just feeling low D A G A And i asked henry, my bartending friend D A G A Why it is that there are those kind of men And henry said, C G A "you're lucky to even know me, C G A You're lucky to be alive. C G A You're lucky to be drinking here for free, C G A 'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes." And then he said, C G F G "do you wanna be a polyester bride? C G F G Or do you want to hang your head and die? C G F G Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? C C F G C Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?" F C G F "princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly? F C G Because you've got time." F C G He keeps telling me, "you've got time." But i don't believe him F C G "you've got time." F I keep on pushing harder G F C I keep on pushing farther away F But he keeps telling me, "baby", G He says, "baby, yeah C G F G Do you want to be a polyester bride? C G F G Or do you want to hang your head and die? C G F G Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale? C G F G C Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?" C G F "do you want to be a polyester bride?" G C Away from here C G F "do you want to be a polyester bride?" G C Away from here C G F "do you want to be a polyester bride?" C G F G C "princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"